I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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