I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I will pee on everything he values.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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