I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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