This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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