i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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