I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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