so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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