.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
