it was like eating out sand paper
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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