at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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