He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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