But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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