i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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