Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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