Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Houston, we have a blender
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Bring me that man meat
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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