at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
When are your genitals available?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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