office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You know, be my cock's hype man.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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