I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
