he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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