Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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