you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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