This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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