what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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