I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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