HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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