doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
