I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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