"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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