True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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