Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I still have a little drunk in my system
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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