he wants to bone in the snuggie
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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