I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
