Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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