I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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