if i can run in heels then i can drive
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You dont lie about slip and slides
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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