Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I've blown a few things in my day
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
