Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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