All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Buhtt sex?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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