Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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