My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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