what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have grass duct taped all over my body
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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