he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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