I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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