just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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