OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
