She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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