i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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