You made me cry and you don't even care
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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