ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Randomize
