I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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