Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
