mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize