why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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