he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Mom said you looked used
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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