p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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